Windows XP "New Jersey Edition"
Dear Consumas:    It has come ta our attention dat a cupola copies of the Windows XP New Jersey Edition may have been shipped outsida Joisey. If ya got one a dese, youse may need some help unnerstanin da commands.    Da Joisey edition may be recognized by da unique openin' screen. It reads: "Windas XP", wit a background pitcha a Hoboken. When youse start da program, instead a da usual stringy like music, you hear a little Springsteen. It's also shipped wit a Sopranos screen sava.
Please also note: Recycle bin is labeled "Newark" My Computer is called "My Friggin' Computa" The Inbox is referred to as "Da Trunk" Deleted items are referred to as "Wacked", "Erased" or "Rubbed Out" Control Panel is known as "The Bosses" Performing an "illegal operation" is known as "Enhancin' da Family Business" and will actually maximize da program instead a shuttin' it down. Hard Drive is referred to as "Da Parkway on Da Way to Da Shore" Instead of an error message, "You Ain't Gonna Friggin' Believe Dis'" pops up	Changes in Terminology in Da Joisey Edition: OK . . . . Sure ting Cancel . . . . Fugetabouit Reset . . . . Start ova Yes . . . . Yeah No . . . . Nah Find . . . . Put a Contract Out On Browse . . . . Get a Looksee Back . . . . U-Toin Help . . . . Get Your Own Friggin' Ansa Stop . . . . Knock it Off Start . . . . Move it Settings . . . . Here's da Rules Alternate screen savas by Martha Stewart (only available to Nutley residents....)
We regret any inconvenience it may have caused if you mistakenly got a copy of the Joisey Edition (not). You may return it to Microsoft for a replacement version. You gotta problem wit dat?