Might as well laugh about it . . .
I Hope
the Car Companies
Don't
Get Any Bright Ideas!
Hope His Two Cars
Aren't Big 4x4's!
Come on, when I was your age,
I had to walk six miles through snow to get to school . .

So, your parents
couldn't afford gas either . . .

"No, I'm not Kidding,
It's Cheaper!"
(Chanel No 5)
 
 . . . And we're registered at
Shell, Mobil, BP and Texaco.
Back in 1952, gasoline cost
20
a gallon. When you pulled
up to the pumps, three guys
came out and checked your
oil, and your tires and
cleaned your windows

"This must be that thing
they call senility".

If it's too small
to read it, the cashier
is saying
"I'll Need Your
Leg As Well . . ."
At the Pump Financing
No Application Refused